Top 5 things to know about Kabbalah, as told by a guy who's spent 10 minutes on Wikipedia:
- It's the mystical side of Judaism, kept secret until the likes of Madonna went and fucked it all up.
- It's all about looking for answers. Who/what is our creator? Why are we here? What is the nature and reason of all things?
- As far as I can tell, we are still looking.
- It uses the process of Gematria to "decode" religious texts. It's like the da vinci code without Tom Hanks.
- Ashton Kutcher is a douche bag.
Now watch this video.
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