Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Rev. Amos' Guide to Religion #1 - Kabbalah Kabab

Top 5 things to know about Kabbalah, as told by a guy who's spent 10 minutes on Wikipedia:

  1. It's the mystical side of Judaism, kept secret until the likes of Madonna went and fucked it all up.
  2. It's all about looking for answers. Who/what is our creator? Why are we here? What is the nature and reason of all things?
  3. As far as I can tell, we are still looking.
  4. It uses the process of Gematria to "decode" religious texts. It's like the da vinci code without Tom Hanks.
  5. Ashton Kutcher is a douche bag.

Now watch this video.

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