Showing posts with label joy of sects. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joy of sects. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Choosing My Religion II–Join us this Sunday for the Second Annual Joy of Sects Pedalpalooza Ride

That's right, bicycle believers! It's time once again for your favorite snap-judgment tour of religion on two wheels, The Joy of Sects! The Joy of Sects ride is like speed dating for religion. We meet up and ride to a handful of completely diverse and devout religious houses or worship and give them 10 minutes to tell us their story, why they do what they do, and why we should join them before we move on to the next. This year's Pedalpalooza ride will feature an entirely different array of religion from last year, so regular attendees can rest assured that this will be a new experience.

We hope to see you there!

Sunday, June 13th 2010 11:00am
Col. Summers Park,
SE 20th Ave and Belmont st






You can read up on last year's and our other non-pedalpalooza JOS rides that have happened over the last year in these previous blog postings:

http://biketemple.blogspot.com/2009/06/choosing-my-religion-bike-temple.html
http://biketemple.blogspot.com/2009/08/sects-outdoors-ride-report_06.html
http://biketemple.blogspot.com/2009/07/religion-in-great-outdoorshere-comes_31.html
http://biketemple.blogspot.com/2009/06/joy-of-sects-ride-report_15.html
http://biketemple.blogspot.com/2010/01/recap-joy-of-monogamous-sects-1.html
http://biketemple.blogspot.com/2010/05/who-will-save-your-soul-help-us-plan.html
http://biketemple.blogspot.com/2010/01/report-joy-of-sects-on-christmas-eve.html
http://biketemple.blogspot.com/2010/01/joy-of-monagamous-sects-ride-this.html
http://biketemple.blogspot.com/2009/12/joy-of-sects-on-christmas-eve.html

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Report: Joy of Sects on Christmas Eve

This was the first Christmas in recent memory that I hadn't been tied up with visiting family, and I figured I'd make the most of it. Better yet, I had the Reverend Jason and Sister Yumi from the Davis Bike Church/Collective visiting, and they were stoked about hitting some Christmas Eve services.

A little internet research led us to choose the First Presbyterian Church's 9:00 pm "Candlelight Service" and St. Mary's Cathedral "Midnight Mass." A few ride announcements posted places like www.shift2bikes.org and the Bike Temple Blog made us "official."

Yumi and the Rev. cooked a great curry Christmas dinner for The Kernal, Grand Master Morgan, Meghan, myself, and maybe another guest or two, and by 8:00 we were prepared for an onslaught of the faithful for the "Tea and Toddy's Preride Social." Parishoners Joel and Hannah arrived on the scene as we busted out the Vodka-spiked eggnog (Thanks Aaron T!) and we began the night of revelry with wheat-free pecan pie, ice cream, and hot drinks.

Then it was out in to the night to hitch ourselves up to the Milliped/Santa Sled for the ride downtown. The Kernal played Santa, and we all adopted our Reindeer names for this part of the ride. I was Donner (in memory of a friend by that name -- rest in peace, Blake Donner), Grand Master Morgan was "Blitzen," I don't remember the others. But we had a great time cruising down through the light traffic, taking the lane on the Broadway Bridge, and regretted that we hadn't thought to bring gifts for the gaggles of homeless folks we passed along the way. Arriving at the church at 8:55, we parked the whole contraption on the sidewalk directly outside the front door, left the lights blazing, and went inside.

Apparently, it's good to arrive a little early for Christmas Eve services. It was almost a full house! The only seating left was on a pew built into the wall, and we scooted all the way to the front as there were more folks coming in behind us. They weren't particularly comfy seats since there was a strip of molding at neck level, but the view was pretty good -- we were all the way to the front of the sanctuary, looking squarely at the side of the pulpit, with a 9' grand piano as eye-candy in the foreground. We were also beneath the balcony level, and the ceiling was wood shiplap planks angled away from us, so you could actually hear yourself sing because the sound would bounce right back at you.

The service was great! Lots of music, lots of standing up and sitting down, pipe organ playing at full blast, choir, handbell choir, all doing their thing. And fairly minimal sermonage -- not enough to make any of our party bored, at any rate.

They told "The Christmas Story," read a few passages from key New Testament books, sang traditional carols with the congregation, had less-known music sung by the choir. I made an interesting observation (to myself, anyway) that if I was ever to get a girl knocked up, and not want to have folks make a fuss about it, I think I'd just come right out and fess up. "Ya, we were fooling around, shouldn't have done it, but, hey, we love each other and we're going to get hitched and make everything A-OK." The deal that Joseph and Mary did, where they said she was still a virgin, he didn't do anything, no hanky-panky, it was really God that mysteriously got her knocked up, might have seemed like a good idea at the time, but I think it backfired on them. If their kid would have been a low-life scum then they'd have been fine, but since he turned out to be a really cool cat and have a bunch of religious followers in the end, it made it so that 2000 frikking years later folks are still telling the story, in great detail! "Mary was a sweet little thing, would never ever have fooled around with anyone, Joseph did the noble thing and took her to wife anyhow." It's about as transparent of a shotgun wedding story as I've ever heard, and now their little round of innocent fornication and complex cover-up gets rebroadcast at a zillion Christian churches around the world, every year, 60 generations later... (And they did it at Midnight Mass, too -- we heard it twice that night!)

After the service we lingered a bit to examine the beautiful architecture, wander around the balcony, talk to the handbell director, etc. (See "Monogamous Sects" ride for more details), then we hitched back up to the Milliped and rode off to St. Mary's.

We had to make one brief stop along the way, though, at the Zoobomb Plinth. New in 2009, it's essentially an public alter for the bicycle faith

St. Mary's was grand, and we arrived just in time to get the last seats in the house. Which were up in the choir loft, 6' in front of the pipe organ. A dream come true for myself, I looked forward to having my entire torso reverberate to those great bass notes. Rev. Jason got a seat right up against the organ console, which was helped him enjoy the duller parts of service. We were directly behind some other folks, though, and the wooden railing, wrought iron railing supports and Christmas wreathery gave us a somewhat obstructed view of the service. I noted that the man in front of me might be one of those "Christmas and Easter" Catholics, as his jacket smelled distinctly of mothballs.

The service was okay. An hour of singing (which was good), then an hour + of mass got a little long for some of the templors, but I loved the whole thing. The pipe organ was indeed fabulous to sit next to, with the bass pretty much drowning out everything else. The service wasn't as enjoyable as the Presbyterian, it was a little more formal, a little less content, but it was cool to see the Archbishop take different hats on and off. Or, rather, have someone else take them on and off him. And he gave a classic "shy pope" wave as he left the sanctuary after the service.

Then a ride back home with the Milliped and a sweet night's sleep.

Looking forward to next year, if I play hookey from Mom and the clan again. Otherwise maybe 2 years...

Yours in The Faith,
Pasture Ted

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

"Joy of Monogamous Sects" -- ride this Sunday

Join the Bike Temple this Sunday on our first "Monogamous Sects" ride to a Sunday Service at the First Presbyterian Church. Sunday, Jan 10th, 2010.

"Monogamous Sects" rides will be a ride to visit a single Portland church and attend a regular worship service, then ride on to another venue for lunch to discuss the service. (These differ from the popular "Joy of Sects" rides where we visit several different churches in quick succession).

We chose the Presbyterians for the first ride because we went there on the Christmas Eve Joy of Sects ride and had a great time, and they suggested we return for this service because the hand bell choir will be performing again. It's a terrific venue, the building is large, grand, and about 130 years old. It's made of wood -- all wood, big beams, bony pews, shiplap ceilings, wood floors, so there's plenty of eye candy even if you don't fancy listening to the service.

After the service we'll adjourn to a restaurant and talk about the service.

The pace will be slow or very slow, total distance about 4 miles.

Feeling shy? No worries, come anyway, there's usually about 10 people on our rides, and a couple of those are new each time.

Schedule:
10:00 -- meet at Pasture Ted's house for snacks and socializing. 60 NE Tillamook St (just north of Rose Quarter)
10:30 -- ride
11:00 -- service begins
12:10 service ends, ride to restaurant
12:30 - 1:30 discuss/debrief/decompress/socialize

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A few other notes:

Church info:
* http://www.firstpresportland.org/
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presbyterian

Family-friendly
* Despite the racy name, the ride/service are family friendly, and probably a bit dull. (We like racy names to keep ourselves amused).

Purpose? Why do we do these rides?
* Cultural exchange -- see what happens inside Portland's churches.
* For those that kinda like religion but don't want full immersion, you can visit a few churches and talk about it with other folks.
* Model for a bicycle religion -- what would a bicycle religion look like? What rituals/activities/social services would we like to adopt from conventional religion?

For more info, post on the message board or contact Pasture Ted at 530-848-3615 (not a 503 #), or email ted101 at gmail.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Ideas for Upcoming Bike Temple Events

At our Bike Temple member's meeting last Wednesday we talked about what kind of events and programs we could organize that fit within the realm of the Temple's mission. Our past events, like the Joy of Sects Ride, Sunday Parkways Proselytizing, and Various types of evangelical missions have proven successful, but slightly limited.We would like to expand the idea of Bike Temple Events to include more community outreach, mission, and fun. Right now our focus has been primarily aimed at setting up and preparing for the open of the new Bike Temple location, but it is important that we continue to reach out and involve ourselves with the community during that time.

Does anyone have any ideas for events/rides that the Temple could host? Leave any ideas you may have in the comments section, or email us at biketemple{a}gmail.com

Thanks for your continued support, we are very excited about the upcoming grand opening and we will let you all know the details very soon.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Sects Outdoors -- Ride Report

Sunday August 2 dawned cool and clear. Five intrepid bicyclists met at the Vera Katz statue on the waterfront to visit various outdoor worship and holy sites in Portland.

The Joy of Sects rides, from my standpoint, have several purposes --
1) to visit different churches in Portland.
2) to see churches in Portland "from the inside" -- you can't tell what a church is about by looking at the building -- you need to go inside, talk to people, and hear what they actually do.
3) to get a feel for the range and breadth of activities and facilities that constitute a "church," and to develop ideas for what a "bicycle church" would look like.
4) to get out on a bike
5) to have fun

Any more?

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Our first stop was the First Baptist Church on SW 12th and Taylor. They were having their annual outdoor service, and had closed the street and filled it with folding chairs, parishoners, and a trombone choir. Ushers handed out hand fans with the church's name and photo on them, a class act, and it made the sun more bearable during the services.

The service proceeded in English, Spanish and Cambodian. Highlights were the Cambodian choir, congregational songs (people swaying to the music, happy kids), the childrens' session, and of course the trombone choir. We considered putting a Bike Temple tract in the donation plate, but decided against it when there wasn't enough cash in there to tuck it under.

The English-speaking preacher didn't score to high with us. He was a bit preachy, his voice seemed unnaturally high-pitched and had an awkward rhythm to it. And the content just wasn't there. If it had been Hellfire and Brimstone, we'd have been drawn right in. If he'd been preaching some good, meaningful stuff about how to be a better person or build community, we'd have payed close attention. But, the fact that I can't remember any of the topic material doesn't speak well for the content.

So, The Baptists didn't make any cyclist converts that day, though Deacon Amos came up with some exciting new copy to work into the next Temple tract.

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Next we headed over to St. Francis of Assisi, a 2-square block Catholic facility at 12th and Stark. Half of it is a park, open to the public (though bike repair was prohibited :^( We didn't talk to anyone, but they appear to have an extensive soup kitchen program and other support for homeless/low income folks. We liked the general idea, but figured we'd probably cater more towards needy bicyclists rather than people in need of pretty much anything . Or, rather, that's what I thought...

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Our third stop was the "Old Laurelhurst Church" on 32nd and Ankeny. It's a beautiful Mission style church, and none of us knew anything about it, except that they have weddings and such there and if you ride around Portland much you'll ride past this church a lot.

Turns out it's privately owned by Debbie Buckler and her husband. They bought it 20 years ago, stretched themselves to the limit, and closed on it two days before demolition crews were coming in to turn the structure into condos. They raised their three kids there, and still live in the Sunday School rooms upstairs.

It's an absolutely beautiful building, and they've done a tremendous job of keeping it up. It's very original, very vintage 1920s, complete with pipe organ, balcony seating, wide stairways, quirky little rooms in back, and ornate stained glass windows.

The church is used in two ways -- first, for weddings and funerals and such, and second as a rental church for congregations that are remodeling their own buildings. If a church needs to do major work on their building, they'll just rent the Old Laurelhurst Church for a year or two and construction crews can have the run of their old building.

Debbie attended UC Davis and has her old Schwinn in the garage. We offered to give it a once over, but ran out of time.

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Our fourth destination was the Rose City Cemetery at 56th and Fremont. It's a privately owned cemetery, has a couple miles of very low traffic roads (a good place to learn to ride a bike), and it's flat. The buildings are closed on Sundays, though, so we didn't get to talk to anyone. And they don't do Green Burials there, so it wasn't of particular interest to me anyway.

Getting there involved climbing up the Alameda Ridge, and it was getting pretty hot and stifling around 2:00 p.m. So rather than linger at the cemetery, we scooted off to Jenny's house to grab some Dr. Pepper popsicles and stash Halley's harp before heading on the The Grotto.

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The Grotto was our final destination, at 86th and Skidmore. It's a fabulous place, 1/6 of a square mile of 80 yr old Douglas Firs on the north side of Rocky Butte, with various religious facilities throughout the forest. Only 5 of us made it this far, but it was worth the effort.

Father Ignacius brought us into a small conference room at the visitors' center and told us about this history and all. It's a "shrine" so it doesn't have its own congregation, but hosts Catholics and Noncatholics from all around. It's one of the larger shrines, certainly in the west (he couldn't think of any other examples in the west). It was put together by a couple people who bought the land from the railroad and turned it into something really special.

It was the first anniversary of the dedication of a Philipino shrine at The Grotto, and the outdoor chapel was packed with Philipinos celebrating the anniversary. We sat in on Mass for a song or two, fanning ourselves with our Baptist fans (and buying official commemorative fans on our way out, starting a collection). Priests and nuns were wandering back and forth, candles were burning, the congregation was swaying with the rhythm, and little fans were flapping back and forth to keep people cool. All in the partial shade of a spectacular grove of Douglas Fir, and the altar in a cave in the granite wall. It was pretty fun, but after a few minutes our lunch started calling from Jenny's house, and we made a quiet exit.

We backtracked to Wellington Park on Mason and 66th where we dined on sandwiches, tortillas and humus, and cold drinks, then chilled out in the shade.

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The ride was a success, though turnout was light. If anyone has ideas of Sects to visit on future rides, drop us a line or post a comment here on the blog. And anyone is invited to host the rides, we're planning on doing another one in Early September.

Yours in The Faith,
Pasture Ted

Friday, July 31, 2009

Religion in The Great Outdoors–Here Comes The Joy of Sects Ride II–Deluxe Edition

That's right, fellow bicycle believers. It's time once again for another Joy of Sects ride!

This month's ride will feature primaraly outdoor-based religious services, and is sure to answer several questions along the way.
Why deluxe edition? This JOS ride will feature more of what you love and/or hate: religion! We will spend more time visiting, witnessing, and yes, even participating in services along the route, and the ultimate destination is something to behold!

Join us on Sunday, August 2nd at 10:30am


This ride is not a loop but does end near a Max line for those who don't feel like riding back into the city.

We hope to see you there!

Monday, June 15, 2009

The Joy of Sects Ride Report

Yesterday the Bike Temple embarked on it's highly anticipated debut event, The Joy of Sects Ride, a Pedalpolooza ride designed to teach your average citizen a little something about a religion and it's facilities that they possibly knew nothing about.

We started at Colonel Summers Park, allowing a little time for mingling and late-comers before getting started (one great practice I learned from Brad and Heather of Easy Riders is to start a ride 30 minutes after it's posted time, giving those on bike time a chance to show.) At the park The Bike Temple introduced itself and it's intentions to the group, which at it's strongest was somewhere around 40 people. We explained the ambitions and vision of the Bike Temple and answered questions from the crowd, who was very eager to learn about the great things that are coming from this group.
We left Colonel Summers and headed to our first stop, the Metanoia Peace Community, a United Methodist Church that is located in a large, beautiful house in the Irvington community. Many of the members live in the building and help to maintain the building and run the small publishing business therein, creating books that help those facing tragedy and loss. We were greeted by the Pastor, John Schwiebert, who sat us down in the living room and gave us a brief summery of their faith and practices, as well as answered questions from the group. More information on the Metanoia Peace Community can be found on their website.

After Metanoia we headed southeast to the Multnomah weekly Quaker Friends meeting at Stark and 43rd.  A representative named Lew came out to the front and told us all about the history and practices of the Quaker faith, which includes the practice of total consensus when making decisions among other things.  Lew also answered some questions from the crowd and would have taken us on a tour but sadly we ran out of time at that stop.  You can learn more about the Quaker Meeting here.

We then headed to the Dharma Rain Zen Center, where Jyoshin met with us and led us into the building.  We all took off our shoes and sat in the beautiful building while Jyoshin talked to us about the Buddhist practice of meditation and inner vision.  The Dharma Rain Center is open to the public and designed to give the everyday person a chance to envolve themselves in the teaching and practice of Buddhism.  See their website for details and schedules.

From Dharma Rain we headed downtown for a quick stop at the First Unitarian Church and the Beth Israel Jewish Congregation.  Due to some unfortunate and very last-minute events these facilities were unable to provide us with a representative to speak to the group, but we took the opportunity to explore their campuses and talk amongst ourselves about what good could be done within the cycling community by a religiously-focused group like the Bike Temple.  This sparked some great conversation and discussion by some very intelligent and forward-thinking people.  It was a great experience.

For our final stop we rode up to NE to the Lotus Seed Ashram.  The Lotus Seed is a community of residents who practice and teach yoga in a large and beautiful church building that was formerly home to Portland's first black congregation.  The leader of the community, Wren, brought us into the chapel and talked to us about what the Lotus Seed does and it's goals for the future.   It was great to sit back in a pew and take in the light from the stained glass windows.  The Lotus Seed site has more information on classes and event schedules.

It was a great pleasure to lead this ride with such an amazing group of people.  Everyone was respectful and open-minded at each stop, and the questions and discussions that stemmed from them were very inspiring.  After Wren wrapped up at the Lotus Seed many of us stood around outside talking about what could be done next, and Pasture Ted collected contact information and passed out membership forms.  If you are interested in getting involved in projects and events like this, feel free to email us.  

Thanks to everyone who came and all of the representatives at our stops.  This was a very fun and informative ride for us all.

For more (better) pics and coverage see those by bikeportland.org here

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Choosing My Religion - The Bike Temple Presents 'The Joy of Sects Ride'

A repost for the wondering soul who has yet to become enlightened.

New religions can be pretty intimidating. Some have buildings designed to threaten and exclude, others keep their ritual and practices away from the public, and then there are those which we simply know nothing about because we have never bothered to ask. All of this can make it hard for the seeker of spirituality to understand and find religion, leaving many people wanting more.

The Bike Temple wants to open the doors of religious institutions and facilities and meet the people that make them tick, and so we present to you 'The Joy of Sects Ride', a Pedalpalooza event.

Join us for a tour of Portland's diverse and devout religious institutions and worship sites. We'll be taking time to explore glorious architecture, people, and practices of a wide range of religions, from Apostle to Zen. This will be a fun, open-minded, and respectful opportunity to learn something new about different religious organizations in your own neighborhood.

We will be greeted by a representative of the faith at each stop, who will take time to "sell us" the religion, tour the facilities, and answer questions. Many of these organizations want to share their message with the masses, but they often don't have open ears and minds to speak to, this ride will give them a chance to spread the word, and give all those attending a chance to learn things they were always curious about.

When the ride is finished, we will commune at a local bar, to share stories, ideas, collected literature, and opinions.

We encourage all people to attend, whether you are a devout zealot, an inquisitive soul, or a refuser of religion.

We will see you there...

10:30am
Sunday, June 14th, 2009
Col. Summers Park
Portland, OR

Sunday, June 7, 2009

A Very Blessed Weekend

The members of the Bike Temple have been diligently working on and enjoying the many sacred practices and rituals of the bicycle community this weekend.  Some great times were had and some wonderful people met.

We started off on Friday with a visit to the Lotus Seed Ashram (Grand Master Morgan and Pasture Ted stayed in Vancouver to show off some fine bike art), where they were presenting the community's first ever Bike Show.  The event was a blast, starting off with an 
immaculate performance by The Sprockettes (possibly their first ever Church Building performance), followed by some great music, which at one point included involving the crowd by handing out kid's toy instruments and stuffed toys to be rhythmically battered and beaten in a marvelous cacophony of sound.  A few of us rounded out the night with an awesome rock show by local favorite, Tango Alpha Tango, and some communion at Crow Bar.

Today the Bike Temple was represented at the Blessing of the Bikes, where a Catholic Priest blessed and sprinkled with holy water the cycles of commuters, police, children and roadies alike.  Moses was even able to get his Zoobomber blessed, to help ward off any unfortunate experiences on the hill.
After the Blessing of the Bikes we went for a dry-run of next week's Joy of Sects Ride to iron out travel routes and times.  I can't tell you how excited I am for this ride.  Everything is looking great and, following some finishing touches to the Mobile Shrine, we are well prepared.  After the dry run we stopped back in at the Lotus Seed and had some wonderful conversation with the people there.  We are looking forward to introducing them and their work to you.  They will be involved in the Joy of Sects Ride, but the details are still a secret.

All in all it was a very blessed week.  This town and it's people are doing some great things, and we feel fortunate to be a part of them.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Join us!

Join us in laying the foundation stones of Portland's fastest growing house of worship.

The Bike Temple announces its foray into reality and invites you, the bicycle-believer, to join in on the planning stages and ensuing search for property. Get on board and join us for our June 14th inaugural Pedalpalooza ride, The Joy of Sects. Monthly events to follow.

The Bike Temple is a non-profit, multi-faith movement that seeks to heal the world by having fun and deepening people's relationship with their venerated transportation form. Welcoming devotees and divinity doubters alike.

Our vision presently includes:

After-hours bike shop/repair space, cafe, used parts yard, performance art space, education and activism, bicycle related worship and ritual, religious levity, community building/building for the community, events, cyclist hostel.

To get involved in the planning and formation of The Bike Temple, send us a message to biketemple{at}gmail.com, or join us on our Pedalpalooza ride!